Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.

Thats no POW, that is a POA (piece of ass). Jessica Simpson visited the troops to raise........um, moral?

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

Cops need to be cool under pressure but casually crossing the street as a racecar buzzes your ass is beyond the call of duty.

They'd both kick the Cloverfield monster's ass.

Josh Duhamel got Fergalicious on the Black Eyed Pee! Scrigity scrigity scratch!

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

Jennifer Love Hewitt has back ordered 1000 of these. Get to it, STAT!

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.

With all the nasty ass crap that lesbians are doing with each other these days, it's a surprise heterosexual men have not been phased out.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

Keep it classy Heidi. Yes that’s a camera and yes, that’s your ass.

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.