...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

Somebody call Orkin.

Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

Don't you just want to eat him?

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!

"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

But now she'll give you AIDS.

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

It's not racist if it's on eBay. Right? RIGHT GUYS?

We blew up the picture so you can judge for yourself.

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

He will protect you from LOLcats.

You get it? They're rednecks and they're stupid?

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.