Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

Even though we would never be caught dead reading GQ Magazine (for fear that it will make us start dressing better!). But if they continue to populate that magazine with pictures like this, we'll get a lifetime subscription.

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

Best dressed in 2009, for sure.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.

If you're marrying a whore, you might want to show her this dress.

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

The fact that you can even acquire a dress with Bambi's spewing blood all over the place is only slightly less disturbing than actually wearing it, rock on Lily!

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.

Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.

Why is Lohan dressed like a civilian from some Orwellian novel? Those silver shorts are mighty dykish looking. Shame, you know better.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

Heidi Klum spent Halloween dressed as a cat, down to the last detail. Sad and lonely furries everywhere climaxed.

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.