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This Family Will Give You Nightmares

This Family Will Give You Nightmares

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

 

Hillary "Double Barrel" Clinton

Hillary

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

 

Oh no, its land shark!

Oh no, its land shark!

Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.

 

Straight to the moon!

Straight to the moon!

Don't worry everyone, that's biofuel she is using. The Earth will be fine.

 

No Homos In Iran

No Homos In Iran

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

 

Our Favorite Toy

Our Favorite Toy

And his dad was worried when he started playing with Barbie dolls.