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I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"
I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.
Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.
Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.