On-lookers said that Kate and Pete Doherty looked "out of it." Yeah, never would have guess that one.

They say they're hanging out for their kids' benefit. I say they're screwing.

…And apparently makes a career move out of it! He's got a reality show with them

Don't be distracted by his large, phallic guitar. There's a REAL "lil' Prince" he wants you to check out.

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

It's not easy being a mommy. Changing diapers, enforcing naptime, and having to hoist up your udders when oyu go out.

The E! Entertainment Television building got a bomb threat this morning, but luckily Ryan Seacrest got out alive! (With his Aston Martin.)

I hope is blisteringly cold out, Xtina! Girlfriend ain't got NO excuse!

The jury is out for some, but for those of us who've been following the recent growth of the celebutard's lady-pillows, I think she's gotten something done.

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

This slut is just hanging out all over the place.

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

The lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes he works through waves.

Britney is just looking freaky these days… here she is checking out the scene of photographers outside.

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

Britney left rehab this morning! One of her dancers apparently picked her up, less than 24 hours after she checked in.

Ashley Olsen was hangin' out in just a bra and panties... then we caught her taking a cartoon poo! Ew, gross!

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.