Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

Her hips are like one of the 7 wonders of the world.

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

Seriously, does Heather Graham age? She's looked the same for the past ten years. Good jeans or good doctor?

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

Use these photos to inspire yourself to get thin this New Year!

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Yeah, we hate James Blunt, too.