Jim Carrey Just Likes Versace

Jim Carrey Just Likes Versace

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

 

Gen. Petraeus on the Wii

Gen. Petraeus on the Wii

He's swinging lefty but his Mii is a righty, a true Fore Star General.

 

Brittany Murphy Gets Wii Fit

Brittany Murphy Gets Wii Fit

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

 

Desperate for attention much?

Desperate for attention much?

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

 

Perez Hilton's Britney Impression

Perez Hilton's Britney Impression

Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.

 

The Male Ego

The Male Ego

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

 

Bound Foot

Bound Foot

The importance of wearing proper-fitting shoes.

 

Mohawk Mugshot

Mohawk Mugshot

Her hair wouldn't fit in her mugshot photo, so they had to MAKE it fit.

 

Wii Costume

Wii Costume

I can only assume this guy showed up at the PS3 line outside of Best Buy, trying to taunt the rival gamers. Bravo, sir, your life is complete.

 

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