Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

Consider this "Round 11" of Whoose Sideboob?, although here you've got to guess why she's still famous.

What about fire crotches? They don't deserve beautiful pubic hair clothing?

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"

Her underwear should just come with camera cross-hairs on the crotch.

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

The world's first bitchiest supermodel models her crotch. Gross.

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

Clint Eastwood's wife "grabbed" his crotch during Martin Scorcese's acceptance speech. Awkward!!

Note to self: when catching a ride on back of boyfriend's crotch rocket, don't wear a mini-skirt, and don't EVER wear a g-string!

This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.