If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

Salma Hayek shows you why you love her.

Oh look! That crazy lady has a side coming out of her boobs!

She's definitely less annoying when you can see half her boobs.

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

Photographers should really respect the "no boob zone."

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

This photo was taken before Scarlett's boobs were world famous for being awesome.