Kim Kardashian Wears Spandex and Smells

Kim Kardashian Wears Spandex and Smells

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

 

Bad Use of Fireworks

Bad Use of Fireworks

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

 

Fart Lightin' Hotties

Fart Lightin' Hotties

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

 

Kitty Likes Crack

Kitty Likes Crack

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

 

He Who Dealt It…

He Who Dealt It…

Another odd product from the people who are obsessed with farts, the Japanese. Maybe they should get busy on making the PS3 less crappy instead.

 

Don't Fart in the Forest

Don't Fart in the Forest

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!