Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

Google knows what Kanye West really is...

But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

Oh, that's perverted. (Once you see it you'll spit bricks!)

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

Since this is Courtney Love, we're not even going to bother to ask questions about what's going on here.

Is that hair or just part of the bikini we're looking at? Confused.

This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!

His friends said she kind of looked like a horse, but he didn't know what they were talking about.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.