We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Kim Kardashian's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

We always new Chihuahuas were very sexual dogs.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

Chris Brown's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

If we had to grow a beard, it would look exactly like this one.

Best dressed in 2009, for sure.

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

We don't know whether Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, is bangable or not. What do you think?

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!

(rollover the picture to reveal the shocking conclusion to this picture's title!)

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

No.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.