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Tila Tequila Is Preggers

Tila Tequila Is Preggers

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

 

Kara DioGuardi and Bikini Girl Should Makeout

Kara DioGuardi and Bikini Girl Should Makeout

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

 

Kris Allen Just As Suprised As You That He Won

Kris Allen Just As Suprised As You That He Won

Kris Allen looks so happy to be the next Ruben Studdard.

 

Hayden Panettiere Doesn't Know You Exist

Hayden Panettiere Doesn't Know You Exist

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

 

MILFs Eat Free

MILFs Eat Free

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

 

Natalie Portman's Embarassing Underwear

Natalie Portman's Embarassing Underwear

What the hell is she wearing? Underwear on underwear!?! Stylish!

 

Kim Kardashian Drinks Stuff

Kim Kardashian Drinks Stuff

We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

 

Kelly Clarkson Might Be A Fatass

Kelly Clarkson Might Be A Fatass

Damn. What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Looks like she's gonna chock on a ham sandwich some day.

 

Carrie Prejean Is A Free Woman

Carrie Prejean Is A Free Woman

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

 

Paris Hilton Has A Booty

Paris Hilton Has A Booty

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

 

Man Makes Love To Unicorn?

Man Makes Love To Unicorn?

Yeah, we don't know what's going on either.

 

Kelly Ripa's Stomach Is Gross

Kelly Ripa's Stomach Is Gross

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

 

Proof of Why America Is Awesome

Proof of Why America Is Awesome

Sometimes it just takes a picture to let you know why American is awesome.

 

This Mom Gets Freaky

This Mom Gets Freaky

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

 

Please, Swine Flu, Kill Them Now

Please, Swine Flu, Kill Them Now

If they Swine Flu pandemic kills these two it will all be worth it.

 

This Is The Dude That Directed The Matrix

This Is The Dude That Directed The Matrix

Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

 

Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini Is Kinda Gross

Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini Is Kinda Gross

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

 

Swine Flu: Patient Zero

Swine Flu: Patient Zero

Parents beware: this is how the Pigapocalypse started.

 

Guess How Many Things Are Wrong In This Picture

Guess How Many Things Are Wrong In This Picture

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

 

Tara Reid's Stomach Is Hungry for Dog

Tara Reid's Stomach Is Hungry for Dog

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.