Now shut up.

And if you're nice she might even show you that she's wearing no panties.

We support Dog and Cat marriage.

If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.

Christina: You have boobs. Show them.

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

The more she shows us her bubbly boobies.

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

Dear Eliza, your ribs are showing. They remind us of the McDonald's McRib sandwich. Now we're hungry. Bye!

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

We always new Chihuahuas were very sexual dogs.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

And by something we mean her chestickles.

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

Well, at least she's wearing underwear.

Salma Hayek shows you why you love her.