If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

If there is a God, his plan is really annoying.

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

White water rafting with a cat can be dangerous. And not just because of the claws!

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.

Calm down, dude. She just wanted an autographed copy of 'Oops! I Did It Again.'

Wow. Good job, Anne. That really blows any and every nip slip out of the water.

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

Just fill them with water and goldfish and you've got the pimpingest wheels on the road.

Water merely distresses Whitney; if you get Bobby Brown wet, however, he turns into a gremlin.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

Aquatic dancers are always tryin' to cop a feel.

These two were gunned down in a battle over Cool Ranch Doritos earlier this year.