It's really cool if you maintain a sense of humor.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Except for this guy.

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

Yeah yeah, helm steering wheels are cool and all, but where is the button that summons the Krakken?

A motorcycle made of polished wood. It's pretty cool if you are into wood… and shiz.

Those robes look fabulous! We bet they were stained with grape Cool Aid, which they surely got a good deal on.

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

Adrian was not only the coolest red head on the block, but he was a bona fide sith lord. With his trusty lightsaber in hand, he was guaranteed to fend off any unwanted vaginal advances.

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.