If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

In Russia, they love Vodka so much, that during times of peace, all guards carry AK-47'S made of Vodka Bottles. Drink up you commie bastards!

Christina Aguilera is pregnant, as well all know and her boobs are getting bigger by the day! Waldo now thinks they are a good place to hide.

White water rafting with a cat can be dangerous. And not just because of the claws!

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.

Wow. Good job, Anne. That really blows any and every nip slip out of the water.

Just fill them with water and goldfish and you've got the pimpingest wheels on the road.

Water merely distresses Whitney; if you get Bobby Brown wet, however, he turns into a gremlin.

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

Aquatic dancers are always tryin' to cop a feel.

This is how we like to open our champagne bottles. Happy New Year.