If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

Lord! Its like 300 lbs of all beef hotness broiled over a bed of sex! Those vaguely human features, coupled with those tumor ridden arms is pure hotness.

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

White water rafting with a cat can be dangerous. And not just because of the claws!

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.

Wow. Good job, Anne. That really blows any and every nip slip out of the water.

When you're the world's sluttiest heiress, you have to pose everywhere you are. Even in a tanning bed.

Just fill them with water and goldfish and you've got the pimpingest wheels on the road.

Water merely distresses Whitney; if you get Bobby Brown wet, however, he turns into a gremlin.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

Aquatic dancers are always tryin' to cop a feel.