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Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.
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6/11/2008
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The dog quickly peed on Natalie Portman and was heard muttering "you're next Lucas".
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4/23/2008
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I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.
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4/14/2008
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2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!
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1/28/2008
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Eva Longoria and Posh have learned that athletes don't make the best lovers anymore, nerds do!
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1/28/2008
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War times calls for national unity. The army is now recruiting butch lesbians to rebuilt war town areas of Baghdad.
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12/11/2007
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A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.
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12/7/2007
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Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.
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11/26/2007
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This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?
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11/15/2007
PHOTOS
If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.
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10/23/2007