This Hot Tub's Too Small

This Hot Tub's Too Small

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

 

You've Been Hoff'd!

You've Been Hoff'd!

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

 

Michael Jackson Baby Will Freak You Out

Michael Jackson Baby Will Freak You Out

Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.

 

Kelly Ripa's Stomach Is Gross

Kelly Ripa's Stomach Is Gross

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

 

Kim Kardashian's Half-Assed Workout

Kim Kardashian's Half-Assed Workout

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

 

Lizard McCain

Lizard McCain

Don't walk in his path or he'll eat you.

 

Katie Holmes Is A Giant

Katie Holmes Is A Giant

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.

 

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Boobs For A Walk #235

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Boobs For A Walk #235

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

 
 

Lindsay and Friend Are Looking At You

Lindsay and Friend Are Looking At You

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

 

Kim Kardashian Gives Good Cone

Kim Kardashian Gives Good Cone

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

 

Cameron Diaz Is Bald

Cameron Diaz Is Bald

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

 

The Real Dynamic Duo

The Real Dynamic Duo

Seeing Pink and Bai Ling out together really makes it really hard to argue for intelligent design. You really think this is a part of a plan?

 

Miley Cyrus is Catching Predators

Miley Cyrus is Catching Predators

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

 

Miley Cyrus in Wax

Miley Cyrus in Wax

It's hard to tell the difference but one is a millionaire and the other is cute.

 

Lingerie Lineup

Lingerie Lineup

An eyewitness said the crime was committed by a "British Lingerie Glamour Model Whore" and this was the lineup they gave them. She's not hard to find...

 

Mary-Kate Olsen is a Stud

Mary-Kate Olsen is a Stud

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.

 

Britney & Evolution

Britney & Evolution

Britney presents a strong case for both sides, looking at her it is hard to argue there is an "intelligent design" while it is also questionable we are moving forward as a species.

 

Kill Boobs

Kill Boobs

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.

 

Tranny Ta-Ta's

Tranny Ta-Ta's

Amanda Lepore, some sort of tranny, spilled its breasts during a recent red carpet walk. Sex is officially ruined.

 

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