Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

She should really use toilet paper.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?

Somebody please warn Madonna that veins eventually explode after taking too many steroids. And her penis will shrink.

Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.

Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to will your boobs to grow.

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

Somebody call Orkin.

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

Nikki Cox used to be our #1 squeeze. Now she's the picture of death. Rollover the picture to see what we're talking about.

Use these photos to inspire yourself to get thin this New Year!

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

We used to hate Katherine Mcphee, but something makes us want to like her now.

Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

An angle more paparazzi should use.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.