OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Toss Your Salad

Toss Your Salad

I only pay $3.75 to get pounded down the street.

 

Natalie Portman, Ass Scratcher

Natalie Portman, Ass Scratcher

She was just looking for change after we dropped a quarter down her crack.

 

Thug Life

Thug Life

These two were gunned down in a battle over Cool Ranch Doritos earlier this year.

 

This Guy Is A Clever Drunk

This Guy Is A Clever Drunk

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.