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Jonas Brothers Gone Wild

Jonas Brothers Gone Wild

We never knew the Jonas Bros. were such sluts.

 

You Can't See Me Here

You Can't See Me Here

Big Brother ain't gonna get this sly birdy.

 

Metallica Goes Shopping

Metallica Goes Shopping

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

 

Wentz Dons the Doucheplate

Wentz Dons the Doucheplate

Not since the Marx Brothers has someone so eloquently produced satire like what Pete Wentz is doing here with a paper plate, Hot Topic already started producing more plates.

 

Big Brother, Big Boobs

Big Brother, Big Boobs

Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.

 

Britney Undercover as Bad Santa

Britney Undercover as Bad Santa

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

 

Kelis Got Arrested!

Kelis Got Arrested!

Kelis's milkshake got put on clampdown when she was arrested in Miami for harrassing two undercover cops posing as prostitutes.

 

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

 

Afro Duck

Afro Duck

This is Disco Duck's older brother.