If you look really close you can see her penis.

Somebody please warn Madonna that veins eventually explode after taking too many steroids. And her penis will shrink.

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

S&M cage with penis opening? I have no idea… I just grab the pictures.

Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

Penis rims? Who wouldn’t want their car decorated with dicks?

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

Brings a whole new meaning to "phat ride"!

Brings a new meaning to the term "screwdriver!" Ouch!

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.

Chicken Hawk or Chicken Whore?

Some like the wing, others like the breast. You like the dong.