What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

Or maybe they're just crazy.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!

Get it? Because the Illinois Governor is a crook and the sofa shop is having a sale?

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

You get it? They're rednecks and they're stupid?

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

And you can shove it where the sun don't shine.

And by "kind of" we mean OMFG TOTALLY.

...and you might want to play along.

Just rub her cold sores and she will grant you three wishes...