Paris Works for the People

Paris Works for the People

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

 

Traci Bingham Boobs Take Out The Trash

Traci Bingham Boobs Take Out The Trash

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.

 

Jim Carrey Just Likes Versace

Jim Carrey Just Likes Versace

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

 

Glittery Poop

Glittery Poop

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

 

How Embarrassing

How Embarrassing

What are the chances that a football player would come barreling down the sidelines? Actually pretty good, but the odds of another cameraman catching your "oh crap" face… that’s just gold.

 

Golden Girl

Golden Girl

Not so smug anymore, are you France? This girl did not receive the gold in "bladder control".

 

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