100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

...pounds at Bally's Total Fitness!

Good news! We're no longer biodegradable living organisms.

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

This is how Jesus really lived his life, as a tricky illusionist.

It's like a reverse planetarium.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Graffiti on the outside of the Kwik-E-Mart in Burbank. El Barto lives!!

I'm not sure who Michele Merkin is, she's some sort of model apparently. What I do know is that she's got a super name. And I love her for that.

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.