PHOTOS
Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.
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8/15/2008
PHOTOS
For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.
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5/6/2008
PHOTOS
Now what makes people think Scientology is crazy?
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4/28/2008
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Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.
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4/2/2008
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Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!
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1/22/2008
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Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.
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11/20/2007
PHOTOS
Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?
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11/13/2007
PHOTOS
Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.
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9/4/2007
PHOTOS
A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.
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8/23/2007
PHOTOS
Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!
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7/25/2007