It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

This is like the day I found out Santa wasn't real.

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

Damn. What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Looks like she's gonna chock on a ham sandwich some day.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

Except for this guy.

The bra industry is really making strides in design these days.

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

We never thought we'd see this day come. Pamela Anderson is officially busted. At this point, we can't even fantasize about her anymore. Sad face.

He's looking as fat as former-fat-Britney everyday!

Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.