This is a shot from an upcoming workout video starring Lisa Rinna. The perfect gift for aging cougars who need a boost to their physical self-esteem.

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

This horrified little baby is yet another victim of a knitting-needle wielding Star Wars fan.

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

The new issue of Star magazine features celeb nannies and the strongly-denied affair between Carmen Electra and Joan Jett.

Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

A Boston bomb squad member removes an Aqua Teen Hunger Force promotional sign from infrastructure. They're stupid.

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!

The star of the new reality TV series, "Flavor of Legos."

This working guitar is made out of a 1970s-era teenager mannequin! Awesome!

Save your files with the nerdiest thumb drives evar!

I'd like to blow up HER Death Star! Knowhadimsayin? Knowhadimsayin?