Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

Queen Amidala takes counsel with all faiths.

It's really hard to decide which is more embarrassing. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of millions of TV viewers, or striking a bizarre resemblance to Sloth while doing so.

Beth Ditto, the rock and glam queen flashed the crowd a bit of her pink frosted cinnabon. 250 people instantly developed diabetes and gave up sugar.

Kathleen Turner went from a feminine mannish woman to a manly drag queen. This is just plain awkward. Does anybody remember the "Serial Mom" days?

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

A Boston bomb squad member removes an Aqua Teen Hunger Force promotional sign from infrastructure. They're stupid.

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

And here's the Scary Drag Queen's dog!

I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.

This working guitar is made out of a 1970s-era teenager mannequin! Awesome!

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!