Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

Don't you just want to eat him?

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.