If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

Abigail Clancy was a runner up on UK's Next Top Model although from the face and leopard print panties could swear she was in "Bobby Babes 4".

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

Carrot Top is the physical specimen of de-evolution. Seriously? His shoulder muscles are like L brackets! He is like a walking Chuckie doll.

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

I would call this table sexist, if I didn't just LOVE what it does for my décor.