Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

This kid is totally luckly.

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

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Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

Your Nintendo console is not future compatible.

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!