We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

The extra benefit is no one notices that the meter is expired.

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

The uncomfortable boots with bondage straps look is so last year, although Chris Martin is probably into that stuff.

Tara Reid will probably have kids soon to harvest their livers.

These are real titles of the History Channel's "Modern Marvels" series. Everyone knows cavemen had no "sticky stuff".

It's stuff like this which shows you why your mothers dead.

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

Now who halps me drag to fud bowl?

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

This cutie-pie poops rainbows.

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint: Britney's classy!

You know he's got a pretty big carrot under there.

This diagram is completely scientifical 'n' stuff.

He makes for the cutest boss ever!