We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

The uncomfortable boots with bondage straps look is so last year, although Chris Martin is probably into that stuff.

These are real titles of the History Channel's "Modern Marvels" series. Everyone knows cavemen had no "sticky stuff".

It's stuff like this which shows you why your mothers dead.

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint: Britney's classy!

This diagram is completely scientifical 'n' stuff.