We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Just rub her cold sores and she will grant you three wishes...

Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

Sharon Stone wore this bloody dress to the Emmy's. On closer inspection it actually appears to be an oversized feminine napkin. Lets look closer.

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

Jade Jagger is a baby Rolling Stone and, just like daddy, loves being naked. Question is… who wants to see this?

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

Classy-lookin' Lins was seen holding some book that's supposed to help her get a boyfriend. But we think that dress will do just fine!!

I hope is blisteringly cold out, Xtina! Girlfriend ain't got NO excuse!

I'd be angry too if I looked that old and haggish. Gross.

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

Come on, Sharon! We know you did this for attention!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!