Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

The uncomfortable boots with bondage straps look is so last year, although Chris Martin is probably into that stuff.

Ricky Martin… National Coming out day was just recently upon us… hint, hint.

Curtis Allgier's face and neck tattoos include various decorative swasticas, "skin head" or his brow, F.U.N. on his chin, SS bolts on his cheeks, a crucifix, "Property of Jolene" on his forehead, a Doc Martin boot on his nose, and the "Hatebreed" logo above his mouth.

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

The E! Entertainment Television building got a bomb threat this morning, but luckily Ryan Seacrest got out alive! (With his Aston Martin.)

Clint Eastwood's wife "grabbed" his crotch during Martin Scorcese's acceptance speech. Awkward!!

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

...That explains a LOT!

He's the Steve Urkel of the rap world. And I love him.

Too soon, Bill Maher, too soon.