It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

If you don't get this guy a present, he'll forever stare at you from across the room.

Hayden, if there is anything you need done just tell us. We'll do anything for you, Meatloaf-style.

Photographers should really respect the "no boob zone."

The creepy giant woman will win this staring contest nearly every time.

He's angry because the artist is making him stare at his ex-wife and her new boyfriend in the gallery.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

We all know strip club patrons are creepy (well, everyone ELSE is creepy) but this guy wins the Creepy Stare Awards.

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!