A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"

Pop star Pink peed in public and a pap popped the pic. Padow!

This is a shot from an upcoming workout video starring Lisa Rinna. The perfect gift for aging cougars who need a boost to their physical self-esteem.

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

This horrified little baby is yet another victim of a knitting-needle wielding Star Wars fan.

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

The new issue of Star magazine features celeb nannies and the strongly-denied affair between Carmen Electra and Joan Jett.

Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!

The star of the new reality TV series, "Flavor of Legos."

Save your files with the nerdiest thumb drives evar!

"The Art of War"? This is totally a fake photo!

I'd like to blow up HER Death Star! Knowhadimsayin? Knowhadimsayin?