OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Sexy Shadow

Sexy Shadow

Or at least a well staged photograph.

 

Fergie Flies Low

Fergie Flies Low

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

 

Spice on Ice!

Spice on Ice!

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

 

Fly the Fergie Sky

Fly the Fergie Sky

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

 

Stripper Britney

Stripper Britney

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

 

Dita Von Teese in a Champagne Glass

Dita Von Teese in a Champagne Glass

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese during her stage show in Las Vegas.

 

Dita Von Teese in Vegas

Dita Von Teese in Vegas

Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese during her stage show in Las Vegas.

 

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

 

Giraffe in Quicksand!

Giraffe in Quicksand!

The various stages of acceptance when stuck in quicksand. We love Robot Chicken!