In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend (ex-girlfriend!?!) is happy she's hotter than you.

This is Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend Bar Refaeli. Jealous?

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

This is the biggest tree in the world and it has been hallowed out to hold an entire bar!

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

Bruce was seen with Rumer Willis, sporting this mysterious tee.

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!

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