OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Spermies Candy

Spermies Candy

These candy sperms are so delicious, she'll ALWAYS swallow!

 

Danish Sperm

Danish Sperm

"For the woman on the go."

 

Jeans So Tight

Jeans So Tight

I'm sure this does wonders for his sperm count. …Not like he should be reproducing, anyway.