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Fashioin Junkie

Fashioin Junkie

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

 

Amy's Cocaine Shame

Amy's Cocaine Shame

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

 

Nicole Doing Coke

Nicole Doing Coke

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

 

Mike Tyson's Mugshot

Mike Tyson's Mugshot

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.

 

Coked Up Thieves

Coked Up Thieves

We hear that snorting ashes makes you hallucinate.