Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

Britney left the tag on her dress… and it's the fakest "Extra Small" I've ever seen!

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

In case you've never seen Wonder Showzen, you're in for a treat. It's the bomb-sizzle!

With a clever tattoo like that, it's a wonder this guy never gets laid.

I'm sure this does wonders for his sperm count. …Not like he should be reproducing, anyway.

We wonder if this guy has a bad ear wax problem.