The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

Her hips are like one of the 7 wonders of the world.

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

Is it just us, or does Christina Ricci look a lot like V.I.C.K.I from Small Wonder?

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

We are not quite sure if Bridgette Neilson is trying to strike a pose or frighten a small village into bringing her goods and virgins. Either way, this tranny is hideous.

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.