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Tila Tequila Wants To Show You Something

Tila Tequila Wants To Show You Something

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

 

Soulless robots cry too

Soulless robots cry too

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

 

Typewriter Transformer

Typewriter Transformer

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

 

The Japanese will kill us all

The Japanese will kill us all

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

 

Art, or some junk…

Art, or some junk…

MC Escher doesn't have nothing on these robot arms!

 

President Evil?

President Evil?

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

 

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

 

Break It Like Beckham

Break It Like Beckham

It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

 

Pamela & Spade Are Freaking Me Out

Pamela & Spade Are Freaking Me Out

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

 

Big Fu#?ing Robots Are Coming

Big Fu#?ing Robots Are Coming

The promotions for the Transformers movie have gotten really way too DIY.

 

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

 

Slutty Smurf

Slutty Smurf

It's like looking into Lindsay Lohan's future.

 
 

Antonella Barba in a Fountain

Antonella Barba in a Fountain

American Idol's favorite slutty contestant loves being wet. In fountains. Not that other way. But she probably likes that too.

 

Beer Can Robot

Beer Can Robot

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

 

Giraffe in Quicksand!

Giraffe in Quicksand!

The various stages of acceptance when stuck in quicksand. We love Robot Chicken!