This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

Remember 98 Degrees?...We don't think Vanessa does either or else she wouldn't be getting naked in front of Nick.

Madonna spent the day at the beach frolicking in the waves and giving the paparazzi a free show. Nothing better than aged leather.

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

Ol' girl is at it again with her sloppy partying ways! But... what a tease!

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

Misha had a full-on nip-slip when her tiny titty fell out of her frilly frock! Dang, that's a tongue-twister!

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless you're Pam Anderson and your nipple slips out of your dress, in which case the photos get posted all over the internets.

At a mere 49 Melanie Griffith is sagging in all the wrong places (because there are *right* places to sag) and her knees aren't making her look any younger.

Seriously, some people are desperate for ANYTHING.

Wow. Good job, Anne. That really blows any and every nip slip out of the water.

Petra Nem-cova your nips, girl!

It's called boob tape, Jessica. Look into it.

You can't lip-sync a nipple-slip, Ashlee!

There's a first. Paris acting like a drunken slut. Again.