Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

She will dip your loved ones in BBQ sauce before she devours them.

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.

We can see the skinny one stealing our ipod, but unless our mp3 player is made of chocolate, we aren't afraid of the fat one.

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?

Just say no. Or hit up the gym, once and a while, woman.

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

The soulful songstress behind the song "Rehab" is a well-known alcoholic, but recently lost a lot of weight. Is she on drugs now too?

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

Is this why they have that ban on extremely skinny models? Because I totally thought this was sexy.

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!