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DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.
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5/25/2007
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Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?
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5/18/2007
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Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!
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5/9/2007
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Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.
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5/8/2007
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Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.
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5/7/2007
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Everything is wrong with this picture. Just take your pants off, Jess!
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4/24/2007
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Yeah those things look borderline painful. Let's hope her daddy wasn't around to catch a glimpse at those incest-tempters.
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4/17/2007
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Jessica was looking pretty foxy at the 2007 Grammys yesterday, even despite her weird brunette hair.
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2/12/2007
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Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!
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2/7/2007
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Jessica's side boobs are always worth a little uproar.
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1/24/2007